Category: vimes

– Melvyn Grant, Where’s My Cow?

– Melvyn Grant, Where’s My Cow?

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“Where’s my daddy? Is that my daddy? It goes: ‘I arrest you in the name of the Law!’ That’s my daddy!”
“Law,” yawned Young Sam, falling asleep.
“That’s my boy,” said Sam Vimes, as he tucked him in.

– Terry Pratchett, Where’s My Cow?

– Sybil checks in | Melvyn Grant, Where’…

– Sybil checks in | Melvyn Grant, Where’s My Cow?

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So he said to Young Sam: “If you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under the Domestic & Farmyard Animals (Lost) Act of 1809. They will swing into action with keenness and speed. Your cow will be found. If it has been impersonating other animals, it may be arrested.”

– the special Sam Vimes edition | Terry Pratchett, Where’s My Cow?

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The story went like this:

Where’s my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes “Baa!”
It is a sheep!
That’s not my cow!

Sam Vimes was good at being a sheep.

– The story beings | Terry Pratchett, Where’s My Cow?

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The book was called Where’s My Cow?
Young Sam loved the book. It was the most chewed book in the world.
It was about someone who had lost his cow.
And Sam Vimes was good at doing the noises.

– on The Book | Terry Pratchett, Where’s My Cow?

ofpaintedflowers:

ofpaintedflowers:

Sybil and her boys. 💖 

sansael:

sansael:

Am I doing the meme right? 

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And floating out of an open upstairs window was the voice of Sam Vimes: 

“It goes HRUUUGH! It is a hippopotamus! That is not my cow!”

Nevertheless, it was close enough for now.


Terry Pratchett, Thud!

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“Havelock will be wondering how to reward you, you know,” murmured Sybil as the vampire fussed around.
“He can go on wondering,” said Vimes. “I’ve everything I want.”
He smiled.
Click!

– the Vimes family portrait |
Terry Pratchett, Thud!