Category: it’s not like there’s anyone else in the series named moist

Discworld headcanon

hermitknut:

But like, there would be regular balls and such. ANd you’ve got Sam Vimes dancing with Sybill, very sedate, very formal, very conservative, because this is definitely not Sam Vimes’ idea of fun (well, dancing with Sybill is surprisingly pleasant and and he didn’t mind learning but it’s different when you’re in front of the posh nobs). So Sam and Sybill, and all the other couples, dancing very normal.

Except 

suddenly

cutting through the crowd

It’s Mr Lipwig and Ms Dearheart, doing the tango

(Moist is the one who gets dipped of course)