Category: discworld

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“Can I ask a question, sir?” said Maurice, as Death turned to go.

YOU MAY GET NO ANSWER.

“I suppose there isn’t a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?”

I’M SURPRISED AT YOU MAURICE. OF COIRSE THERE ARE NO CAT GODS. THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH LIKE…WORK.

Maurice nodded. One good thing about being a cat, apart from the extra lives, was that the theology was a lot simpler.

– Terry Pratchett – The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents

eravee: The trouble is, you can shut your eye…

eravee:

The trouble is, you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind

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agardenandlibrary:

The sea is always powerful. So many people believe in it. But it seldom answers prayers.

Small Gods by Terry Pratchett

daxarvedraws: Trousers. That’s the secret. …

daxarvedraws:


Trousers. That’s the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks.


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“You can think and you can fight, but the world’s always movin’, and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.”

– Terry Pratchett – The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents

t-i-g-g-s: It’s ya boy, Vimesy

t-i-g-g-s:

It’s ya boy, Vimesy

tirairgid: “’But it – she’s a magical animal…

tirairgid:


“’But it – she’s a magical animal,’ said Vimes. ‘What’ll happen when the magic goes away?’
Lady Ramkin gave him a shy smile.
‘Most people seem to manage,’ she said.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!   
Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil – Illustraton by s-u-w-i

Regular

“Humans, eh? Think they’re lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.”

– Terry Pratchett – The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents

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terrypratchettparadise:

“You should do things because they’re right. Not because gods say so. They might say something different another time.”

– Terry Pratchett – Small Gods

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