Category: discworld quotes

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A Magrat aesthetic, simply because I can.

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“You could fish in the River Ankh, provided you took care not to catch anything.  In fact it was amazing what you could catch by just letting one drop of the Ankh pass you lips.”

– Terry Pratchett – Snuff

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“Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way, Drumknott.  It’s good for the hygiene of the brain.”

– Terry Pratchett – Snuff

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“So much paperwork to read!  So much paperwork to push away!  So much paperwork to delegate!  So much paperwork to pretend he hadn’t received and might have been eaten by the gargoyles.”

– Terry Pratchett – Snuff

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“What kind of issues of survival arise during double-entry bookkeeping?’ A.E. Pessimal sighed.  ‘It can get pretty hazardous as the end of the fiscal year draws near, captain.’

– Terry Pratchett – Snuff

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Lady Sybil Rankin Aesthetic

Because I love her and I haven’t had time to do an aesthetic in ages 😍

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“I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.”

– Terry Pratchett – Snuff

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“The worst thing you can do is nothing.”

– Terry Pratchett – Snuff

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“A psychiatrist, dealing with a man who fears he is being followed by a large and terrible monster, will endeavour to convince him that monsters don’t exist. Granny Weatherwax would simply give him a chair to stand on and a very heavy stick.”

– Terry Pratchett – Masquerade

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“She gave a depreciating little chuckle.  And if Nanny Ogg had been listening, she would have resolved as follows: that no maddened cackle from Black Aliss of infamous memory, no evil little giggle from some crazed vampyre whose morals were worse than his spelling, no side-splitting guffaw from the most inventive torturer, was quite so unnerving as a happy little chuckle from a Granny Weatherwax about to do what’s best.”

– Terry Pratchett – Masquerade