Category: ankh morpork city watch

I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have…

I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.

Once policemen stopped being civilians the onl…

Once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.

Whether you wanted it or not, you were born, y…

Whether you wanted it or not, you were born, you did the best you could, and then, whether you really wanted to or not, you died.

The hated have no reason to love.

The hated have no reason to love.

He held in front of him a scroll with a red wa…

He held in front of him a scroll with a red wax seal affixed, the kind of thing believed to make a document official – or at least expensive and difficult to understand, which, in fact, amounts to the same thing.

Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away w…

Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.

It is a strange thing to find yourself doing s…

It is a strange thing to find yourself doing something you have apparently always wanted to do, when in fact up until that moment you had never known that you had always wanted to do it, or even what it was.

How hard can writing be? After all, most of th…

How hard can writing be? After all, most of the words are going to be ‘and,’ ‘the,’ and ‘I,’ and ‘it,’ and so on, and there’s a huge number to choose from, so a lot of the work has been done for you.

In fact, if there were such a thing as an inte…

In fact, if there were such a thing as an international thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.

Everyone should occasionally break the law in …

Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way, Drumknott. It’s good for the hygiene of the brain.