‘In that case,’ he said, in the sudden silence…

‘In that case,’ he said, in the sudden silence, ‘I have worked out, with reference to calorific tables, a regime that will give every man here a nourishing three meals a day–’

The Senior Wrangler frowned.  ‘Three meals?  Three meals?!  What kind of person has three meals a day?’

‘Someone who can’t afford nine,’ said Ponder flatly.