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persephinae:

Honestly if I owned a bookstore I’d be a terrible one because all I would recommend would be Discworld books. So then I got to thinkin, I’d have to be sly about it. So I’d have the latest NYTimes books in like the first row near the door, with maybe some Stephen King sprinkled in, but the rest of the store would be all Discworld. Like “haha, fooled you. It’s a Discworld store. Here’s some PowerPoint slides on why these are the best books. Have a seat.”