Yeah, sure you got your Tolkien Elves, you got your Warhammer Elves, Eldar, and all the flavored Dark and Wood sort too… but y’all, none of those gives me nightmares. Not like the Lords and Ladies.

Terry Pratchett struck some kind of primordial horror gold with the Lords and Ladies in his Discworld, and wrapped it in a beautiful, smiling package. If you’re an elf fan, I recommend reading the Discworld, just so you can see what gave me nightmares last night.