“I don’t see why I shouldn’t.”
“Because you get too excited in the presence of combat, Dean. You run around making silly ‘hut hut’ noises,” said Ridcully. “Remember why we had to stop those paintball afternoons? You didn’t seem to be able to get the hang of the term ‘people on my side’.”
“Yes, but this is–”
“It took us a week to get the Senior Wrangler looking halfway suitable for polite company.”

– on the Dean’s tactics |
Terry Pratchett, Ian Stewart, and Jack Cohen, The Science of Discworld III: Darwin’s Watch